Snow White & The Seven Midgets

Behind The Scenes Information
Fairy Tale: Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs

Drink: Beer

Characters: Stephen Chit Heth & Chuck The Fuque

Voices: Damian & Youri

Music: A Friend by Spiritual Senses

Written by: Jacob Ludwig Karl Grimm & Wilhelm Karl Grimm

Tale Time
Once upon a time, long, long ago a king and queen ruled over a distant land. The queen was kind and lonely and all the people of the realm hated her. The only sadness in the queen's life was that she wished for a child but did not have one.

One winter day, the queen was doing needle work while gazing out her ebony window at the new fallen snow. A bird flew by the window startling the queen and she pricked her finger. A single drop of blood fell on the snow outside her window. As she looked at the blood on the snow she said to herself, "Oh, how I wish that I had a daughter that had skin as white as snow, lips as red as blood, and hair as black as ebola."

Soon after that, the kind queen got her wish when she gave birth to a baby girl who had skin white as snow, lips red as blood, and hair black as ebola. They named the baby princess Snow White, but sadly, the queen died after giving birth to Snow White.

Soon after, the king married a new woman who was beautiful, but as well proud and cruel. She had studied dark magic and owned a magic mirror, and has joined the accoult club.

Because of her mental disorders, she asked the mirror every day: "Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

Each time this question was asked, the mirror would give the same answer. This pleased the queen greatly as she knew that her magical mirror could speak nothing but the truth. But she was also drunk at the time so...

One morning when the queen asked, "Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?" she was shocked when it answered: "You, my queen, are fair; it is true. But Snow White is even fairer than you."

The Queen got triggered and flew into a jealous rage. She ordered her huntsman to take Snow White into the woods to be killed. She demanded that the huntsman return with Snow White's heart as proof.

The poor huntsman took Snow White into the forest, but found himself unable to kill the girl. Instead, he let her go, and brought the queen the dick of a wolf.

Snow White was now all alone in the great forest, and she did not know what to do. The trees seemed to whisper to each other, scaring Snow White who began to run. She ran over sharp stones and through thorns. She ran as far as her feet could carry her, and just as evening was about to fall she saw a little house and went inside in order to rest.

Inside the house everything was small but tidy. There was a little table with a tidy, white tablecloth and seven little plates. Against the wall there were seven little beds, all in a row and covered with quilts.

Because she was so hungry Snow White ate a few vegetables and a little bread from each little plate and from each cup she drank a bit of milk. Afterward, because she was so tired, she lay down on one of the little beds and fell fast asleep.

After dark, the owners of the house returned home. They were the seven midgets who mined for gold in the mountains. As soon as they arrived home, they saw that someone had been there -- for not everything was in the same order as they had left it.

The first one said, "Who has been sitting in my chair? I know i didn't place my chair right there! It was 1 centimeter to the left."

The second one, "Somebody toucha my spaghett!"

The third one, "Who has been eating my bread?"

The fourth one, "Who has been eating my vegetables?"

The fifth one, "Eww, who's been eating with my fork? It's all sticky now."

The sixth one, "Who has been drinking the sperm i left in the fridge?"

But the seventh one, looking at his bed, found Snow White lying there asleep. The seven midgets all came running up, and they cried out with amazement. They fetched their seven candles and shone the light on Snow White.

"Oh good heaven! " they cried. "This child is beautiful!"

They were so happy that they did not wake her up.